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+o f v a n m y . F l o r i d a v a n M a n . F l o r i d a C a n ’ t M a n P r o d u c e C a n ’ t D r i v e r ’ s P r o d u c e L i c e n s e D r i v e r ’ s . @ t h e c e s h e r L i c e n s e w o u l d n ' t . @ t h e c e s h e r b e w o u l d n ' t t h e b e f i r s t t h e t i m e . . F l o r i d a f i r s t M a n t i m e . . F l o r i d a S i c k M a n A n d S i c k T i r e d A n d o f T i r e d P e o p l e o f P u t t i n g P e o p l e L o g s P u t t i n g A c r o s s L o g s B i k e A c r o s s P a t — O h , B i k e N e v e r
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+Florida Man Naked Florida Man Found in Model Home .Florida Man Pulls Shark From Water So Friend Can take Picture of Him Humping It .Florida Man Brawls in Pizzeria Over Cheese-Covered Garlic Knots .@DeathsquadBris No, this time it’s just made up .We should have clapped....Goodnight, sweet prince .Florida Man Becomes First Person in America to Crash $1.4 Million Car .Florida Man Bored, Calls 9-11 to Talk About Hitler .America. .18-Year-Old Florida Man Arrested for Posing as Doctor, Opening Fake Doctor’s Office .@JimMcIlvaine Because it's not real. .@BoingBoing You neglected to mention this happened 11 years ago.Florida Man Slips While Riding Hoverboard, Accidentally Shoots Cousin .Florida Man Ordered to Stay Away From Animals After Throwing Live Alligator Through Wendy’s Drive-Thru Window .[✓]TSA line
+[✓]American flag
+[✓]Naked man hanging off balcony
+
+Welcome to Orlando Airport.
+
+(via @@selby_sullivan) ..Florida Man Apologizes For Repeating Himself Too Much; Immediately Repeats Himself .Florid Man Charged With Assault With a Deadly Weapon After Throwing Alligator Through Wendy’s Drive-Thru Window .Has anyone tried turning him off and on again?.Florida Man Gets Stuck on Repeat .Florida Man Says He Stripped Naked and Walked Down Street Because Jesus Told Him To .Florida Man Loses Car Keys, Accidentally Locks Himself in Trunk While Looking For Them .Hide your kids... .Florida Man Main Suspect After Spate of Goat Rapes .Florida Man Holds up Trio Dumpster Diving for Lottery Tickets .Florida Man Pulls Down Pants in Hospital and Begins Yelling About Size of His Penis .Florida Man Found in Hotel Room With Dead Body, Two Live Monkeys .Whichever one wins this fight gets to be on the side of my van .Florida Man Attacks Wal-Mart Employee With Potato Chips .Kind of amazing to see two guys from Florida fighting and neither of them are wearing jean shorts .Apparently Florida Man Sucks Whether Donald Trump Is There or Not .Florida Man Loses Part of Lip Trying to Make Out With Wild Bird of Prey .RT @_Flor1daWoman: 100-Year-Old Florida Woman Wakes Up With Exotic Animal on Chest .Florida Man Leaves Job at Burger King, Steals "All Their Nuggets" Because "Fuck It" .Florida Man Can’t Produce Driver’s License For Police, Shows Them Mixtape Instead .Florida Man Says He Killed Crossing-Dressing Vodou Priest Because He Was Threatening Him With “Magic” .Florida Man Steal $1,900 Dog, Trades It for Crack .RT @_Flor1daWoman: Florida Woman Tells Police She Has No Idea How Drugs Got Into Her Genitals .Florida Man Fired From Burger King; Walks Outside and Sets Uniform on Fire .Florida Bond villains are the worst Bond villains.
+
+.Florida Man Punches Neighbor For Refusing to Have Drink With Him .Wide Shot Reveals Florida Man Apparently Also at Debate .Florida Man Spends $146,000 on Powerball Tickets, Wins Pretty Much Nothing .Florida Man Applies For Job as Head Coach of Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Cites “Fantasy Football” Experience .Vomit-Covered Florida Man Hands Police Ruby Tuesday’s Coupon Instead of Driver’s License .@thecesher wouldn't be the first time..Florida Man Sick And Tired of People Putting Logs Across Bike Pat—Oh, Never Mind .@NickFierro I traveled back in time and posted this two weeks ago .Florida Man Gives Police Fake Name to Try and Avoid Arrest, Fake Name Has DUI .Happy New Year! And sorry in advance, @JebBush..Florida Man Pees on Neighbors Car, Watches Him Touch It From Bushes .RT @_Flor1daWoman: Florida Woman Eats Cinnamon Rolls and Rotisserie Chicken While Driving Drunk Through Walmart on Motorized Scooter .When your joke kills but you're still dead inside .Florida Man Crashes Car Into Business While Trying to “Time Travel” .Florida Man’s Farts Get Wife Arrested .Florida Man Poops Over Side of Boat as Police Are Trying to Arrest Him for Interfering With Manatees .Florida Man Won’t Let Small House Stand in the Way of Big Christmas (via @JohnFugelsang / @NYCanegirl) .Florida Man Says He Shoplifted Butt Plug Because He Was “Too Embarrassed” to Pay .@vincetraylor A lot like not making it..Florida Man Rams Car Into Jail, Says He "Just Wanted to Visit Friends” .Florida Man Gets Lost at Sea While Riding Jet-Ski, Snapchats (via @msaucer94) ..LET’S MAKE THIS HAPPEN ..Florida Man Surrenders Marijuana Crop to Police Chopper, Later Learns It Wasn’t Looking for Him .Florida Man Caught Driving Cadillac Naked at 110 mph in the Middle of the Afternoon .Florida Man Hides From Deputies in Swamp, Eaten by Alligator .Florida flood water could be filled with lions .Florida Man Hits Cyclist With Truck While Receiving Oral Sex .RT @AP: Florida man chokes to death while eating steak during his birthday: .Florida Man Witnesses Knife Attack at Art Basel, Does Nothing Because He Thinks It's Art .Florida Man Crawls Under Cracker Barrel Bathroom Stall to Ask 79-Year-Old Woman to Have Sex With Him .Florida Man Claims To Be “DUI Expert”, Charged With DUI .Florida Man Paints Donald Trump's Campaign Slogan on Elephant (via @TalKopan) .Florida Man Tells Police He’s So Drunk He’ll Blow Up Breathalyzer .Florida Man Tries to Rob Convenience Store While Dressed as Darth Vader .Florida Man Says He Doesn’t Remember Walking Into Honda Dealership, Loading TVs Into SUV, Driving Through Glass Door .(h/t @pourmecoffee & @ryangabrielson).Can’t believe a story with the words “Florida” and “power-saw wielding” in the headline actually has a happy ending .Florida Man Tries to Pay $4,000 Ethics Fine With 28 Buckets of Loose Change .Florida Man Assaulted Girlfriend With Banana Because She Refused to Help Him Detoxify His Urine .RT @_Flor1daWoman: Florida Woman Takes Pants-Less Nap In Grease Dumpster .Florida Man Hellbent on Catching, Eating Shark That Bit Him .Florida Man Accidentally Shoots Woman in Head While Receiving Oral Sex .RT @_Flor1daWoman: Florida Woman Calls 911 to Demand Chicken Wings and Cigarettes ..Florida, we have a new state flag. .Florida Man Reacts to Buccaneers Loss by Trying to Set Their 80-Foot Flag on Fire .Florida Man Sneaks Out Of Drunk Driving Seminar to Go Drink—Later Found Stumbling Around Hotel in Only His Underwear .Florida Man Too Drunk to Collect Prize From Mothers Against Drunk Driving .Florida Man Told to Pull Over by Police For Driving Drunk, Crashes Into Rod Stewart’s Mailbox .North posted this while playing games on my phone. Not sure why or how she chose it but I'm not complaining! .Florida Man Becomes Town’s New Mayor After Winning Card Game .Florida Man Says He Would Give Alcohol to Underage Muslim Teen, Still Wants to Be President .Florida Man Caught Watching Porn On Cell Phone While Teaching 9th Grade Reading Class .Florida Man Upstaged by Woman With Sticker on Head
+
+(via @TheFix) .Florida Man Involved in Accidental Shooting at Cracker Barrel .Florida Man Waves at Customers While Masturbating Outside Grocery Store .Ladies and gentlemen, Florida Man .Florida Man Might Be World's Worst Children's Clown .Waiting for those post-Halloween Florida news stories to come in like ."According to the report, Valle caused $420 in damage.” Tight. .Hello, old friend. .“How do you do, fellow kids?” .Florida Man Won't Let Lack of Pants Stop Him From Enjoying Saturday Night Domino's (via @mollychance) .@SammonSez @MenInBlazers I also nominate myself..Florida Man Caught with 2,000 Amphetamines, Claims They're For Erectile Dysfunction .Florida Man Found Hiding in Bush Outside Kangaroo Express, Claims He Created, Owns World .Police Arrest Wanted Florida Man After He Butt-Dials 911 .SWAT Team Forced to Wait Outside as Florida Man and Girlfriend Have Sex “One Last Time” .Florida Man Emails Ex-Girlfriend Video of Himself Having Sex With Puppy .Florida Man Poses as Police Officer, Pulls Over Real Deputy .Florida Man Get DUI While Riding Motorized Wheelchair .RT @_Flor1daWoman: Florida Woman Broadcasts Drunken Crash on Periscope .Florida Man Involved in High-Speed Chase With Police, Claims Dog Was Driving .RT @_Flor1daWoman: Florida Woman Accidentally Superglues Eye Shut .Florida Man Sets Up Series of Fake Job Interviews to Steal People’s Urine .Florida Man Walks Into Grocery Store With Human Skull .Florida Man Dances on Hood of Car in 7-Eleven Parking Lot While Swigging Brandy, Says It’s His “Chilling Day” .Florida Man Says He Spends 8 Hours a Day Trying to Regrow His Foreskin .Florida Man Admits Killing Goat and Drinking Its Blood For Pagan Sacrifice, Would Still Like to be Senator .Florida Man Denies Mutilating Goat; Says He Only Took Part in Religious "Animal Sacrifice”, Still Running For Senate .Florida Man Hopes New Invention Will Put an End to "Toilet Balls” .Florida Man Texts on His Phone Despite Being in Middle of High-Speed Motorbike Chase .Florida Man Files Patent to Let Everyone Know He Has Giant Balls .Monkey Partakes in Great Florida Tradition, Rampages Through Suburban Neighborhood .Florida Man Says He Only Stole Spoon to Eat Captain Crunch .Florida Man Tries to Insert Rectal Thermometer Into Woman's Anus During "Job Interview” .Florida Man Arrested After Alligator Hide Found Drying in Backyard of Frat House .Florida Man Steals 4 Million Pounds of Citrus .Florida Man Throws Liter of Urine in Deputy's Face .Florida Man Tries to Pawn Amp at Same Store He Stole it From .RT @HuskerExtraBC: Gotta say: This guy is all in. .Florida Man Breaks Into Bar, Defecates on Floor For Some Reason .Florida Man Makes Joke So Bad It Gets Him Banned From Disney For Life .Lame Dad Joke Gets Florida Man Banned From Disney For Life .Smoking Pot Hasn’t Made Florida Man Cool .Florida Man Did Drugs .Florida Man Pulls Gun During Road Rage Incident, Accidentally Shoots Himself .Florida Man Leads Police on Scooter Chase After He's Suspected of Sniffing Women’s Feet in Library .Florida Man Seen Crawling Around Under Library Tables Sniffing People's Feet .Florida Man Crashes Into Kayak Because He Was Distracted by Selfie Stick .Florida Man Looking For Drugs, Accidentally Texts Sheriff Instead of Dealer .Florida Man Doing A LOT of Trollin’ Today .Florida Man Plots Fake Terrorist Attack Because, I Don’t Know, Ethics in Games Journalism...Or Something? I Give Up. .RT @_Flor1daWoman: Florida Woman Calls Police to Report “Hurt Feelings” .@AlanCShaw I was robbing Publix before it was cool..Florida Man With Socks on Hands Denies Burglarizing Home, Says He Was Invited in For Gatorade .Florida Man Accused of Blinding Police Helicopter Pilot With Hair Growth Laser Comb .Florida: where the chance this is some criminal's nickname and the chance it's actually a cobra are exactly the same .Florida Man Shoots Unarmed Black Man, Blames George Zimmerman .Florida Man Passes Out in KFC Drive-Thru After Compressed Air Bender .Florida Man Challenges Tow Truck to Tug of War, Loses .Florida Man Attacks Mother With Potato Salad .RT @_Flor1daWoman: Florida Woman Hires Hitman to Kill Man Who Gave Her Grandkids Lice .@futurephobic No he didn’t. That photo is from a Portuguese stock image company. .Florida Man Claims “Anchor Babies” Isn’t Offensive…Especially If You’re Talking About “Asians” .Florida Man Shits on Church .Smart. .Florida Man Hits Kid in Face With Football, Still Wants to be President .Florida Man Continues Quest to Become Nation’s Greatest Troll .Florida Man in Wolf Mask Rides Unicycle in Swimming Pool Because Sure, Why Not? .Florida Man Forgets How Football Works .RT @_Flor1daWoman: Florida Woman Blames Car Crash on Dog, Tells Police She Wants It Arrested .Florida Man Breaks Into House; Steals TV, Xbox, Cool Ranch Doritos, Bottle of Gatorade and Half a Subway Sandwich .S.W.A.T. Team Uses Bucket to Rescue Florida Man From Tree .Florida Man Goes to Police to Report Stolen Drugs .Florida Man Walks Off Live TV Because He’s Had Enough of the Kardashians .Florida Man Wrecks Budweiser Truck; Thankfully No Beer is Lost, Just Bud Light .Florida Man Flips Truck Full of Bud Light Because He Was Distracted by His Adorable Puppy .World Spared Delivery of Bud Light Thanks to Valiant Intervention by Florida Man’s Dog .@mikeziegler nah son .Florida Man Steals “32 Gallons” of Underwear .Florida Man Caught Graffitiing Own Name on Cop Cars ↑.Florida Man Arrested For Graffitiing Own Name on Cop Car ..Florida Man Has Friend Mail Him Rattlesnake in Coffee Can .Florida Man Wants to Know if Anyone Has Seen His Giant 🍌 .Florida Man Tells Police Girlfriend is Out of Town and He Misses Her and That’s Why He Was Masturbating on Beach .Florida Man Asks Public For Help Looking For His 18-Foot Banana .Hey @pzfeed. Please go fuck yourself you tweet-stealing cum drinkers. .Florida Man Can’t Believe He's the Least Crazy Person on Stage .Florida Man Tell Police He’s Sexually Aroused by ‘My Little Pony’ ..@TBrigham Sorry art..Florida Man Poses as Doctor, Leaves Patient With Deformed, 1-Inch Penis .Flooding Gets Better of Florida Man .RT @GQMagazine: Weather report interrupted by @_FloridaMan catching fish in street with his bare hands .Armed With Steak Knife, Florida Man Mistakenly Carjacks Undercover Cop .Weather Report Interrupted by Florida Man Catching Fish in Street With Bare Hands .Florida Man Accidentally Shoots 12-Year-Old Daughter in Arm While Trying to Teach Her About Gun Safety .@JaredMay76 Actually you can, that story is fake: .Police Catch Florida Man Trying to Chew Off Own Fingerprints .Florida Man Breaks Into House, Found Sleeping on Couch After Eating Too Many Chicken Wings .Police Try to Stop Florida Man From Playing ‘Star-Spangled Banner’ on 4th of July, Fail .Florida Man Walks Through Town Naked While Holding Cup of Vodka Cranberry .Florida Man Injured By Shrapnel From Dryer He Filled With Explosives .Florida Man Tells Homeowners It’s Illegal For BBQ Smell to Leave Their Property .Florida Man Pauses Police Chase to Rehydrate With Stolen Capri Sun, Says Smoking Crack Makes Him Thirsty .Florida Man Stands in Middle of McDonald’s Drive-Thur Lane, Masturbates .WWE Wants You to Forget it Ever Had Anything to Do With Florida Man .
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+import json
+import random
+
+with open('twitter.txt') as data_file:
+ data = json.load(data_file)
+seed = [data[x]['text'].encode('UTF-8') for x in xrange(len(data))]
+seedstring = 'Florida Man '
+for x in xrange(len(seed)):
+ seedstring += seed[x].split('http', 1)[0] + '.'
+with open("database.txt", "w") as text_file:
+ text_file.write(seedstring)
+
+
+class Markovgenerator(object):
+ """Generates pseudo random text with markov chains. Math!"""
+ def __init__(self, input_file):
+ self.cache = {}
+ self.input_file = input_file
+ self.words = self.file_to_words()
+ self.word_size = len(self.words)
+ self.database()
+
+ def file_to_words(self):
+ data = open(self.input_file, 'r')
+ datashtring = data.read().decode('utf-8')
+ words = datashtring.split()
+ data.close()
+ return words
+
+ def triples(self):
+ if len(self.words) < 3:
+ return
+
+ for i in range(len(self.words) - 2):
+ yield (self.words[i], self.words[i+1], self.words[i+2])
+
+ def database(self):
+ for (word1, word2, word3) in self.triples():
+ key = (word1, word2)
+ if key in self.cache:
+ self.cache[key].append(word3)
+ else:
+ self.cache[key] = [word3]
+
+ def generate_markov_text(self, size=25, *start_seed):
+ seed = random.randint(0, self.word_size-3)
+ seed_word, next_word = self.words[seed], self.words[seed+1]
+ if start_seed:
+ seed_word, next_word = start_seed[0], start_seed[1]
+ word1, word2 = seed_word, next_word
+ generated_text = []
+ for i in xrange(size):
+ generated_text += word1
+ word1, word2 = word2, random.choice(self.cache[(word1, word2)])
+ generated_text += word2
+ return " ".join(generated_text)
+
+starting_data = Markovgenerator('database.txt')
+output_text = starting_data.generate_markov_text(25).encode('utf-8')
+print output_text
+with open("OutputText.txt", "w") as text_file:
+ text_file.write(output_text)
diff --git a/markov-text-master-text.txt b/markov-text-master-text.txt
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+Florida Man Hits Kid in Deputy's Face
+Florida Man Accidentally Shoots Unarmed Black Man, Blames George Zimmerman
+W
+
+Florida Man Breaks Into Kayak Because He Was Driving
+Florida Man Poops Over Cheese-Covered Garlic Knots
+
+Flooding Gets Stuck on Elephant (via @mollychance)
+
diff --git a/markov-text-master/.gitignore b/markov-text-master/.gitignore
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+++ b/markov-text-master/.gitignore
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+*.pyc
+*.db
+*.txt
+.DS_Store
diff --git a/markov-text-master/LICENSE b/markov-text-master/LICENSE
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+++ b/markov-text-master/LICENSE
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+The MIT License (MIT)
+
+Copyright (c) 2015 Rob Dawson
+
+Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy
+of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal
+in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights
+to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell
+copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is
+furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions:
+
+The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in all
+copies or substantial portions of the Software.
+
+THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR
+IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY,
+FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE
+AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER
+LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM,
+OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE
+SOFTWARE.
diff --git a/markov-text-master/README.md b/markov-text-master/README.md
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+# markov-text
+This is a Python implementation of a Markov Text Generator.
+
+A [Markov Text Generator](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Markov_chain) can be used to randomly generate (somewhat) realistic sentences, using words from a source text. Words are joined together in sequence, with each new word being selected based on how often it follows the previous word in the source document.
+
+The results are often just nonsense, but at times can be strangely poetic - the sentences below were generated from the text of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy:
+
+> Bits of perpetual unchangingness.
+> So long waves of matter, strained, twisted sharply.
+> So they are going to undulate across him and the species.
+> The barman reeled for every particle of Gold streaked through her eye.
+> We've met, haven't they? Look, said Ford never have good time you are merely a receipt.
+> The silence was delighted.
+
+### Parsing
+
+To use the utility, first find a source document (the larger the better) and save it as a UTF-8 encoded text file. Executing the utility in 'parse' mode, as shown, will create a .db file containing information about how frequently words follow other words in the text file.
+
+python markov.py parse <name> <depth> <file>
+
+
+* The `name` argument can be any non-empty value - this is just the name you have chosen for the source document
+* The `depth` argument is a numeric value (minimum 2) which determines how many of the previous words are used to select the next word. Normally a depth of 2 is used, meaning that each word is selected based only on the previous one. The larger the depth value, the more similar the generated sentences will be to those appearing in the source text. Beyond a certain depth the generated sentences will be identical to those appearing in the source.
+* The `file` argument indicates the location of the source text file
+
+For example:
+
+python markov.py parse hitchhikers_guide 2 /path/to/hitchhikers.txt
+
+
+The parsing process may take a while to complete, depending on the size of the input document.
+
+### Generating
+
+To generate new sentences, run the utility in 'generate' mode, using the name specified during the parse operation
+
+python markov.py gen <name> <count>
+
+
+* The `name` argument should match the name used with the earlier `parse` command
+* The `count` argument is a numeric value indicating how many sentences to generate
+
+For example:
+
+>python markov.py gen hitchhikers_guide 3
+Look, I can't speak Vogon! You don't need to touch the water
+He frowned, then smiled, then tried to gauge the speed at which they were able to pick up hitch hikers
+The hatchway sealed itself tight, and all the streets around it
+
+
+
diff --git a/markov-text-master/db.py b/markov-text-master/db.py
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+
+class Db:
+ DEPTH_PARAM_NAME = 'depth'
+
+ def __init__(self, conn, sql):
+ self.conn = conn
+ self.cursor = conn.cursor()
+ self.sql = sql
+ self.depth = None
+
+ def setup(self, depth):
+ self.depth = depth
+ self.cursor.execute(self.sql.create_word_table_sql(depth))
+ self.cursor.execute(self.sql.create_index_sql(depth))
+ self.cursor.execute(self.sql.create_param_table_sql())
+ self.cursor.execute(self.sql.set_param_sql(), (self.DEPTH_PARAM_NAME, depth))
+
+ def _get_word_list_count(self, word_list):
+ if len(word_list) != self.get_depth():
+ raise ValueError('Expected %s words in list but found %s' % (self.get_depth(), len(word_list)))
+
+ self.cursor.execute(self.sql.select_count_for_words_sql(self.get_depth()), word_list)
+ r = self.cursor.fetchone()
+ if r:
+ return r[0]
+ else:
+ return 0
+
+ def get_depth(self):
+ if self.depth == None:
+ self.cursor.execute(self.sql.get_param_sql(), (self.DEPTH_PARAM_NAME,))
+ r = self.cursor.fetchone()
+ if r:
+ self.depth = int(r[0])
+ else:
+ raise ValueError('No depth value found in database, db does not seem to have been created by this utility')
+
+ return self.depth
+
+ def add_word(self, word_list):
+ count = self._get_word_list_count(word_list)
+ if count:
+ self.cursor.execute(self.sql.update_count_for_words_sql(self.get_depth()), [count + 1] + word_list)
+ else:
+ self.cursor.execute(self.sql.insert_row_for_words_sql(self.get_depth()), word_list + [1])
+
+ def commit(self):
+ self.conn.commit()
+
+ def get_word_count(self, word_list):
+ counts = {}
+ sql = self.sql.select_words_and_counts_sql(self.get_depth())
+ for row in self.cursor.execute(sql, word_list):
+ counts[row[0]] = row[1]
+
+ return counts
diff --git a/markov-text-master/gen.py b/markov-text-master/gen.py
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+from parse import Parser
+
+class Generator:
+ def __init__(self, name, db, rnd):
+ self.name = name
+ self.db = db
+ self.rnd = rnd
+
+ def _get_next_word(self, word_list):
+ candidate_words = self.db.get_word_count(word_list)
+ total_next_words = sum(candidate_words.values())
+ i = self.rnd.randint(total_next_words)
+ t=0
+ for w in candidate_words.keys():
+ t += candidate_words[w]
+ if (i <= t):
+ return w
+ assert False
+
+ def generate(self, word_separator):
+ depth = self.db.get_depth()
+ sentence = [Parser.SENTENCE_START_SYMBOL] * (depth - 1)
+ end_symbol = [Parser.SENTENCE_END_SYMBOL] * (depth - 1)
+
+ while True:
+ tail = sentence[(-depth+1):]
+ if tail == end_symbol:
+ break
+ word = self._get_next_word(tail)
+ sentence.append(word)
+
+ return word_separator.join(sentence[depth-1:][:1-depth])
diff --git a/markov-text-master/markov.py b/markov-text-master/markov.py
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+++ b/markov-text-master/markov.py
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+from db import Db
+from gen import Generator
+from parse import Parser
+from sql import Sql
+from rnd import Rnd
+import sys
+import sqlite3
+import codecs
+
+SENTENCE_SEPARATOR = '.'
+WORD_SEPARATOR = ' '
+
+if __name__ == '__main__':
+ args = sys.argv
+ usage = 'Usage: %s (parse |gen )' % (args[0], )
+
+ if (len(args) < 3):
+ raise ValueError(usage)
+
+ mode = args[1]
+ name = args[2]
+
+ if mode == 'parse':
+ if (len(args) != 5):
+ raise ValueError(usage)
+
+ depth = int(args[3])
+ file_name = args[4]
+
+ db = Db(sqlite3.connect(name + '.db'), Sql())
+ db.setup(depth)
+
+ txt = codecs.open(file_name, 'r', 'utf-8').read()
+ Parser(name, db, SENTENCE_SEPARATOR, WORD_SEPARATOR).parse(txt)
+
+ elif mode == 'gen':
+ count = int(args[3])
+ db = Db(sqlite3.connect(name + '.db'), Sql())
+ generator = Generator(name, db, Rnd())
+ for i in range(0, count):
+ print generator.generate(WORD_SEPARATOR)
+
+ else:
+ raise ValueError(usage)
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diff --git a/markov-text-master/parse.py b/markov-text-master/parse.py
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..0ad9bee
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+++ b/markov-text-master/parse.py
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+import sys
+import re
+
+class Parser:
+ SENTENCE_START_SYMBOL = '^'
+ SENTENCE_END_SYMBOL = '$'
+
+ def __init__(self, name, db, sentence_split_char = '\n', word_split_char = ''):
+ self.name = name
+ self.db = db
+ self.sentence_split_char = sentence_split_char
+ self.word_split_char = word_split_char
+ self.whitespace_regex = re.compile('\s+')
+
+ def parse(self, txt):
+ depth = self.db.get_depth()
+ sentences = txt.split(self.sentence_split_char)
+ i = 0
+
+ for sentence in sentences:
+ sentence = self.whitespace_regex.sub(" ", sentence).strip()
+
+ list_of_words = None
+ if self.word_split_char:
+ list_of_words = sentence.split(self.word_split_char)
+ else:
+ list_of_words = list(sentence.lower())
+
+ words = [Parser.SENTENCE_START_SYMBOL] * (depth - 1) + list_of_words + [Parser.SENTENCE_END_SYMBOL] * (depth - 1)
+
+ for n in range(0, len(words) - depth + 1):
+ self.db.add_word(words[n:n+depth])
+
+ self.db.commit()
+ i += 1
+ if i % 1000 == 0:
+ print i
+ sys.stdout.flush()
+
+
diff --git a/markov-text-master/rnd.py b/markov-text-master/rnd.py
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..60906d5
--- /dev/null
+++ b/markov-text-master/rnd.py
@@ -0,0 +1,5 @@
+from random import randint
+
+class Rnd:
+ def randint(self, maxint):
+ return randint(1, maxint)
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diff --git a/markov-text-master/sql.py b/markov-text-master/sql.py
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..e085fbb
--- /dev/null
+++ b/markov-text-master/sql.py
@@ -0,0 +1,54 @@
+class Sql:
+ WORD_COL_NAME_PREFIX = 'word'
+ COUNT_COL_NAME = 'count'
+ WORD_TABLE_NAME = 'word'
+ INDEX_NAME = 'i_word'
+ PARAM_TABLE_NAME = 'param'
+ KEY_COL_NAME = 'name'
+ VAL_COL_NAME = 'value'
+
+ def _check_column_count(self, count):
+ if count < 2:
+ raise ValueError('Invalid column_count value, must be >= 2')
+
+ def _make_column_name_list(self, column_count):
+ return ', '.join([self.WORD_COL_NAME_PREFIX + str(n) for n in range(1, column_count + 1)])
+
+ def _make_column_names_and_placeholders(self, column_count):
+ return ' AND '.join(['%s%s=?' % (self.WORD_COL_NAME_PREFIX, n) for n in range(1, column_count + 1)])
+
+ def create_word_table_sql(self, column_count):
+ return 'CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS %s (%s, %s)' % (self.WORD_TABLE_NAME, self._make_column_name_list(column_count), self.COUNT_COL_NAME)
+
+ def create_param_table_sql(self):
+ return 'CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS %s (%s, %s)' % (self.PARAM_TABLE_NAME, self.KEY_COL_NAME, self.VAL_COL_NAME)
+
+ def set_param_sql(self):
+ return 'INSERT INTO %s (%s, %s) VALUES (?, ?)' % (self.PARAM_TABLE_NAME, self.KEY_COL_NAME, self.VAL_COL_NAME)
+
+ def get_param_sql(self):
+ return 'SELECT %s FROM %s WHERE %s=?' % (self.VAL_COL_NAME, self.PARAM_TABLE_NAME, self.KEY_COL_NAME)
+
+ def create_index_sql(self, column_count):
+ return 'CREATE INDEX IF NOT EXISTS %s ON %s (%s)' % (self.INDEX_NAME, self.WORD_TABLE_NAME, self._make_column_name_list(column_count))
+
+ def select_count_for_words_sql(self, column_count):
+ return 'SELECT %s FROM %s WHERE %s' % (self.COUNT_COL_NAME, self.WORD_TABLE_NAME, self._make_column_names_and_placeholders(column_count))
+
+ def update_count_for_words_sql(self, column_count):
+ return 'UPDATE %s SET %s=? WHERE %s' % (self.WORD_TABLE_NAME, self.COUNT_COL_NAME, self._make_column_names_and_placeholders(column_count))
+
+ def insert_row_for_words_sql(self, column_count):
+ columns = self._make_column_name_list(column_count) + ', ' + self.COUNT_COL_NAME
+ values = ', '.join(['?'] * (column_count + 1))
+
+ return 'INSERT INTO %s (%s) VALUES (%s)' % (self.WORD_TABLE_NAME, columns, values)
+
+ def select_words_and_counts_sql(self, column_count):
+ last_word_col_name = self.WORD_COL_NAME_PREFIX + str(column_count)
+
+ return 'SELECT %s, %s FROM %s WHERE %s' % (last_word_col_name, self.COUNT_COL_NAME, self.WORD_TABLE_NAME, self._make_column_names_and_placeholders(column_count - 1))
+
+ def delete_words_sql(self):
+ return 'DELETE FROM ' + self.WORD_TABLE_NAME
+
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diff --git a/markov-text-master/test/db_test.py b/markov-text-master/test/db_test.py
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..8a25c83
--- /dev/null
+++ b/markov-text-master/test/db_test.py
@@ -0,0 +1,137 @@
+import unittest
+from db import Db
+
+class DbTest(unittest.TestCase):
+ def setUp(self):
+ self.conn = StubConn()
+ self.sql = StubSql()
+
+ def test_correct_sql_run_when_setup_called(self):
+ Db(self.conn, self.sql).setup(3)
+ execute_args = self.conn.stub_cursor.execute_args
+ self.assertEqual(len(execute_args), 4)
+ self.assertEqual(execute_args[0], ('create_word_table_sql 3',))
+ self.assertEqual(execute_args[1], ('create_index_sql 3',))
+ self.assertEqual(execute_args[2], ('create_param_table_sql',))
+ self.assertEqual(execute_args[3], ('set_param_sql', ('depth', 3)))
+
+ def test_error_when_add_word_count_wrong(self):
+ db = Db(self.conn, self.sql)
+ db.setup(3)
+ self.assertRaises(ValueError, db.add_word, ['one','two'])
+
+ def test_insert_row_when_add_new_word_list(self):
+ db = Db(self.conn, self.sql)
+ db.setup(3)
+ word_list = ['one', 'two', 'three']
+ db.add_word(word_list)
+
+ execute_args = self.conn.stub_cursor.execute_args
+ self.assertEqual(len(execute_args), 6)
+ self.assertEqual(execute_args[4], ('select_count_for_words_sql 3', word_list))
+ self.assertEqual(execute_args[5], ('insert_row_for_words_sql 3', word_list + [1]))
+
+ def test_update_row_when_add_repeated_word_list(self):
+ db = Db(self.conn, self.sql)
+ db.setup(3)
+ row_count = 10
+ word_list = ['one', 'two', 'three']
+ self.conn.stub_cursor.fetchone_results.append([row_count])
+
+ db.add_word(word_list)
+
+ execute_args = self.conn.stub_cursor.execute_args
+ self.assertEqual(len(execute_args), 6)
+ self.assertEqual(execute_args[4], ('select_count_for_words_sql 3', word_list))
+ self.assertEqual(execute_args[5], ('update_count_for_words_sql 3', [row_count + 1] + word_list))
+
+ def test_db_commit_performed_correctly(self):
+ db = Db(self.conn, self.sql)
+ db.setup(3)
+ self.assertEqual(self.conn.commit_count, 0)
+ db.commit()
+ self.assertEqual(self.conn.commit_count, 1)
+
+ def test_get_word_counts_works_correctly(self):
+ db = Db(self.conn, self.sql)
+ db.setup(3)
+ word_list = ['i', 'like']
+ self.conn.stub_cursor.execute_results = [[['dogs', 1], ['cats', 2], ['frogs', 3]]]
+
+ word_counts = db.get_word_count(word_list)
+
+ self.assertEqual(word_counts, {'dogs' : 1, 'cats' : 2, 'frogs' : 3})
+ execute_args = self.conn.stub_cursor.execute_args
+ self.assertEqual(len(execute_args), 5)
+ self.assertEqual(execute_args[4], ('select_words_and_counts_sql 3', word_list))
+
+class StubCursor:
+ def __init__(self):
+ self.execute_results = []
+ self.execute_args = []
+ self.fetchone_results = []
+ self.fetchone_count = 0
+
+ def fetchone(self):
+ self.fetchone_count += 1
+
+ if len(self.fetchone_results):
+ return self.fetchone_results.pop(0)
+
+ return None
+
+ def execute(self, *args):
+ self.execute_args.append(args)
+
+ if len(self.execute_results):
+ return self.execute_results.pop(0)
+
+ return None
+
+ def get_execute_count(self):
+ return self.execute_count
+
+class StubConn:
+ def __init__(self):
+ self.commit_count = 0
+ self.stub_cursor = StubCursor()
+
+ def commit(self):
+ self.commit_count += 1
+
+ def cursor(self):
+ return self.stub_cursor
+
+class StubSql:
+ def create_word_table_sql(self, column_count):
+ return 'create_word_table_sql' + ' ' + str(column_count)
+
+ def create_index_sql(self, column_count):
+ return 'create_index_sql' + ' ' + str(column_count)
+
+ def create_param_table_sql(self):
+ return 'create_param_table_sql'
+
+ def set_param_sql(self):
+ return 'set_param_sql'
+
+ def get_param_sql(self):
+ return 'get_param_sql'
+
+ def select_count_for_words_sql(self, column_count):
+ return 'select_count_for_words_sql' + ' ' + str(column_count)
+
+ def update_count_for_words_sql(self, column_count):
+ return 'update_count_for_words_sql' + ' ' + str(column_count)
+
+ def insert_row_for_words_sql(self, column_count):
+ return 'insert_row_for_words_sql' + ' ' + str(column_count)
+
+ def select_words_and_counts_sql(self, column_count):
+ return 'select_words_and_counts_sql' + ' ' + str(column_count)
+
+ def delete_words_sql(self):
+ return 'delete_words_sql'
+
+if __name__ == '__main__':
+ unittest.main()
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diff --git a/markov-text-master/test/gen_test.py b/markov-text-master/test/gen_test.py
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..ebe8c44
--- /dev/null
+++ b/markov-text-master/test/gen_test.py
@@ -0,0 +1,49 @@
+import unittest
+from collections import OrderedDict
+from gen import Generator
+
+class GenTest(unittest.TestCase):
+ def setUp(self):
+ self.db = StubDb()
+ self.rnd = StubRnd()
+
+ def test_generated_sequence_is_correct(self):
+ self.db.count_values = [
+ OrderedDict([('the', 2), ('a', 1)]),
+ OrderedDict([('mat', 1), ('cat', 1)]),
+ OrderedDict([('sat', 2)]),
+ OrderedDict([('on', 1), ('under' , 4)]),
+ OrderedDict([('my', 2), ('the', 2)]),
+ OrderedDict([('mat', 1), ('cat', 1)]),
+ OrderedDict([('$', 1)])]
+
+ self.rnd.vals = [1, 2, 2, 1, 4, 1, 1]
+
+ self.assertEqual(Generator('name', self.db, self.rnd).generate(' '), 'the cat sat on the mat')
+ self.assertEqual(self.db.get_word_count_args, [['^'], ['the'], ['cat'], ['sat'], ['on'], ['the'], ['mat']])
+ self.assertEqual(self.rnd.maxints, [3, 2, 2, 5, 4, 2, 1])
+
+class StubDb:
+ def __init__(self):
+ self.count_values = []
+ self.get_word_count_args = []
+ self.depth = 2
+
+ def get_depth(self):
+ return self.depth
+
+ def get_word_count(self, word_list):
+ self.get_word_count_args.append(word_list)
+ return self.count_values.pop(0)
+
+class StubRnd:
+ def __init__(self):
+ self.vals = []
+ self.maxints = []
+
+ def randint(self, maxint):
+ self.maxints.append(maxint)
+ return self.vals.pop(0)
+
+if __name__ == '__main__':
+ unittest.main()
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diff --git a/markov-text-master/test/parse_test.py b/markov-text-master/test/parse_test.py
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..1f6fb15
--- /dev/null
+++ b/markov-text-master/test/parse_test.py
@@ -0,0 +1,35 @@
+import unittest
+from parse import Parser
+
+class ParserTest(unittest.TestCase):
+ def setUp(self):
+ self.db = StubDb()
+
+ def test_db_updated_correctly_from_input_with_depth_2_and_extra_whitespace(self):
+ Parser('name', self.db, '\n', ' ').parse(' the cat sat on the mat \n good cat ')
+ self.assertEqual(self.db.commit_count, 2)
+ self.assertEqual(self.db.added_word_list, [['^', 'the'], ['the', 'cat'], ['cat', 'sat'], ['sat', 'on'], ['on', 'the'], ['the', 'mat'], ['mat', '$'], ['^', 'good'], ['good', 'cat'], ['cat', '$']])
+
+ def test_db_updated_correctly_from_input_with_depth_4(self):
+ self.db.depth = 4
+ Parser('name', self.db, '\n', ' ').parse('the cat sat on the mat')
+ self.assertEqual(self.db.commit_count, 1)
+ self.assertEqual(self.db.added_word_list, [['^', '^', '^', 'the'], ['^', '^', 'the', 'cat'], ['^', 'the', 'cat', 'sat'], ['the', 'cat', 'sat', 'on'], ['cat', 'sat', 'on', 'the'], ['sat', 'on', 'the', 'mat'], ['on', 'the', 'mat', '$'], ['the', 'mat', '$', '$'], ['mat', '$', '$', '$']])
+
+class StubDb:
+ def __init__(self):
+ self.commit_count = 0
+ self.added_word_list = []
+ self.depth = 2
+
+ def get_depth(self):
+ return self.depth
+
+ def add_word(self, word_list):
+ self.added_word_list.append(word_list)
+
+ def commit(self):
+ self.commit_count += 1
+
+if __name__ == '__main__':
+ unittest.main()
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diff --git a/markov-text-master/test/sql_test.py b/markov-text-master/test/sql_test.py
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..fae3ce8
--- /dev/null
+++ b/markov-text-master/test/sql_test.py
@@ -0,0 +1,33 @@
+import unittest
+from sql import Sql
+
+class SqlTest(unittest.TestCase):
+ def test_create_word_table_sql_correct(self):
+ self.assertEqual(Sql().create_word_table_sql(3), 'CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS word (word1, word2, word3, count)')
+
+ def test_create_param_table_sql_correct(self):
+ self.assertEqual(Sql().create_param_table_sql(), 'CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS param (name, value)')
+
+ def test_set_param_sql_correct(self):
+ self.assertEqual(Sql().set_param_sql(), 'INSERT INTO param (name, value) VALUES (?, ?)')
+
+ def test_create_index_sql_correct(self):
+ self.assertEqual(Sql().create_index_sql(3), 'CREATE INDEX IF NOT EXISTS i_word ON word (word1, word2, word3)')
+
+ def test_select_count_for_words_sql_correct(self):
+ self.assertEqual(Sql().select_count_for_words_sql(3), 'SELECT count FROM word WHERE word1=? AND word2=? AND word3=?')
+
+ def test_update_count_for_words_sql_correct(self):
+ self.assertEqual(Sql().update_count_for_words_sql(3), 'UPDATE word SET count=? WHERE word1=? AND word2=? AND word3=?')
+
+ def test_insert_row_for_words_sql_correct(self):
+ self.assertEqual(Sql().insert_row_for_words_sql(3), 'INSERT INTO word (word1, word2, word3, count) VALUES (?, ?, ?, ?)')
+
+ def test_select_words_and_counts_sql_correct(self):
+ self.assertEqual(Sql().select_words_and_counts_sql(3), 'SELECT word3, count FROM word WHERE word1=? AND word2=?')
+
+ def test_delete_words_sql_correct(self):
+ self.assertEqual(Sql().delete_words_sql(), 'DELETE FROM word')
+
+if __name__ == '__main__':
+ unittest.main()
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diff --git a/markov-text-master/test/suite.py b/markov-text-master/test/suite.py
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..65ebe47
--- /dev/null
+++ b/markov-text-master/test/suite.py
@@ -0,0 +1,17 @@
+import unittest
+from db_test import DbTest
+from gen_test import GenTest
+from parse_test import ParserTest
+from sql_test import SqlTest
+
+def suite():
+ test_suite = unittest.TestSuite()
+ test_suite.addTest(unittest.makeSuite(DbTest))
+ test_suite.addTest(unittest.makeSuite(GenTest))
+ test_suite.addTest(unittest.makeSuite(ParserTest))
+ test_suite.addTest(unittest.makeSuite(SqlTest))
+ return test_suite
+
+if __name__ == "__main__":
+ #So you can run tests from this module individually.
+ unittest.main()
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new file mode 100644
index 0000000..326df58
--- /dev/null
+++ b/twitter.txt
@@ -0,0 +1 @@
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